"Cover Your Damn Belly Buttons"

As a teacher there are so many things I thought I would say in class. In fact as I went through all the trainings, and sat through all the classes, and of course, taught all the practice classes, I envisioned that there would be all of these situations in my class never once did I think that today I would have to say "STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR BELLY-BUTTONS AND GET BACK TO THE LAB!" Stupid kids.

You know, getting piercings is fun and all but having to show each other how much crust has built up over the "totally kick ass belly button ring" is just a little bit screwy, not to mention watching them sit there and pick at it. So, as I said before, "STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR BELLY BUTTON RING AND GET BACK TO DOING YOUR DAMN LAB!"

I'm gonna be totally screwed when they get their tongue pierced next week.